Monday, August 5, 2019

Norman Nose

This is the beginning of a fictional history set in Yorkshire during the early part of the Norman Conquest.  Specifically, the year is 1069 and a group of Northern English chiefs meet to plot the assassination of William the Conqueror.  

We normally think of 1066, but 1069 was also an important year in English history.  It was the year William decided to lay waste to the entire north as a way of crushing the remaining English rebels once and for all.  Known as the Harrying of the North, the campaign lasted until 1071, and Yorkshire took the brunt of the Norman terror.

With the obvious exception of William himself, the characters here are entirely my invention.


NORMAN NOSE

It was a chilly November in the year 1069 when a dozen or more English warlords - the most powerful and vital of the North - assembled at the Meeting Place, atop a small, gentle, misty valley in Yorkshire.  They were chiefs from some of the Northern English kingdoms beyond the Normans’ reach – Elmet, Jorvik, Deira - and the chieftains of other smaller but important kingdoms.  They met in the hall of the village, which was reached up a steep track that stretched across the wetlands along the course of an old Roman road.  The route was surrounded by cultivated fields, in which the farmers busied planting einkorn, oats and beans and tended to goats, pigs and sheep.  Most of the men had arrived from the flatter drylands of Yorkshire just east or to the south, or the hills of the north and west. 

Arriving early in the morning, some of those who came were novel to the villagers.  Those from the West Riding were darker-featured than they were used-to and perhaps also fiercer in appearance and more barbaric than the pure blood Saxons; they dressed in armour as if ready for battle at any time, carried short broad swords in their belts and brightly-coloured heavy metal shields that seemed to be for show.  They rode a-brace on stocky, tough-looking horses that moved quickly and aggressively and scattered the women and children, who backed away in fear as they came.  Others, from the North Riding and further to the east, were purer Saxons and seemed more similar to the villagers and friendlier.  They were handsome, pink-skinned blond men, dressed in plain robes with plain wooden shields; they rode on tall warhorses that dwarfed the men and oxen of the fields and carried long swords with elaborately-fashioned hefts and handles, which seemed to be for ceremony.

As it was still dark, the warriors and chiefs were greeted by a solemn torch-lit assembly, who guided them to the hall, the interior of which was a single room lit by candles and a wild, raging fire that had been burning in the hearth for at least two days in readiness for their arrival.  Retainers busied around the men, and as the day progressed, food and drink were served, including wild boar, bloody pig, mutton, bread and cheese, all washed down with mead and other homemade ales.  By the afternoon, there was entertainment in the form of harp music and dice and board games, with bets taken and wagers of geld, land and property lost and gained, and re-lost and re-gained.  Fighting soon broke out.  There were arguments about everything – sons, weapons, women, martial prowess, money, property and inheritances, and bets just taken.  Amidst the drunkenness, long-forgotten ancient disputes and grievances were re-run, some dating back to the jarls and the Old Country of Scandinavia and the northern German tribes, brought up again only on occasions such as this.  Threats, boasts and promises of blood-vengeance abounded – some idle, some sincere, at least in that drunken moment – be it for this slight or that perceived insult. 

But as the evening drew near, all of it was forgotten as the party of men sat down to their proper business at the long table.  While the retainers were noisily occupied clearing the room of the mess, some chiefs dozed in their chairs while others quietly waited and sobered themselves in mind.  Finally, when it was night, the guards and retainers were sent away, down the valley to camp and wait for their chiefs.  The Twelve were alone.  

Flies buzzed around.  Rank mead that had long-since thrived and peaked now sat stale in grimy tankards.  Leif, one of the chieftains, woke from a doze and took a sip, spat it out and cursed it. The creamy, honey-tasting frothed ale, succulent meat and delicious cheese and bread were behind him.  The hall was now dark and silent and the manly frivolities were over.  Eleven others sat around the table with him, their faces - lit above silhouetted bodies - seemed nervous or even frightened.  Leif drifted back to sleep amid the eerie quietude. 
 While he dozed, a man in a dark cloak and wearing large roe stag’s antlers slowly entered the hall. As he appeared, an audible gasp echoed around the assembled men, who in their fright did not notice a wiry young man following him. 

The strange cloaked man was the local chief, Ceolwulf, lost to history but in fact known to all the English of his time, and feared by all.  He was old, with grey hair and beard, but his skin was youthful and his mind bright.  He spoke simply and plainly.  His voice, chilly, quiet and deliberate, carried across the hall and seemed even to carry on into an eternal ether, perhaps in a continuum from an ether in the past – there was something other-worldly about him. 

Standing before them, he began: “These are dark times for England.  We look to our gods, those of our own faith, the true faith.  We reject the false creed imposed on us by these aliens from the East.  We look to Woden, the all-father and creator, and Thor who sends his arrows of war.  The time has come for men of the folk to make a stand, to bring faith back to England, to restore the English folk.”

Noise was heard outside, some of the men moved to draw knives, Leif jolted awake in his chair.  It was merely that the wild swans had arrived in the valley, and a lone cob hissed around the shy hens, before being chased away by a cockerel.  Ceolwulf continued. “You Twelve, who assemble here, bear the responsibility of all our people.  In a moment, you will hear from Ethelgeid…” At this, Ceolwulf nodded towards the awkward, callow man in the corner and twelve eyes turned on Ethelgeid, who shifted nervously.  “Our enemy is ruthless…” Ceolwulf continued, “…I must warn you, Ethelgeid has had word from his sources within the Royal court that there is a terror to come….” 

The eyes looked back on Ethelgeid.  Ceolwulf saw where the attention was directed.  “Ethelgeid has been confided in.  I will not tell you the name of his sinner.”

This bit of light relief prompted good-natured laughter around the room.

“Ethelgeid has been told that William is determined to subdue the North.  His plan to bring us on side failed.  Now he plans to crush us, but not militarily.” 

Looks of puzzlement abounded.  Noticing this, Ceolwulf went on with the explication, “A great terror is coming.  The Normans are intent on laying waste to the North.  The aliens’ barbaric God tells them that those who defy their will shall have divine wrath visited on them.  Should we fail, we will lose all that we have lived and fought for.  We cannot fail.  We must not fail.” 

At this, there were loud murmurs of agreement around the table, some of the chiefs raising their tankards in salute.
 
“One more thing…”, Ceolwulf continued, “..before we go out this night, we will all meet at the Last Tree.” 

This final enigma was greeted with wild howling, whistling, cheering and banging of the table with fists and knives.  Once calm had resumed, Ceolwulf turned to Ethelgeid and nodded, before retreating to the dark, his visage and outline intermittently just visible in the light of the crackling fire.

Ethelgeid was an Englishman – precisely half-Dane, half-Saxon.  But he was educated.  He had been taught French, Latin, theology, Roman law and mathematics at St Peter’s Abbey and had travelled widely on the Continent, especially around Normandy and the Italian peninsula, including the Vatican.  Looking across the room at these twelve tough men, he began to sweat and shake, if not in a way that was conspicuous.  He was not a chief.  He was a lawyer and a scholar.  Nor was he martial or even specially masculine in frame or character.  His sword skills were good, but that was just simulated artistry.  He had never wielded a sword in anger, still less a proper weapon such as a spear or axe.  He had not been tested in the way these men had.  His voice was soft and his manner unassuming.  He was a man, surely, but from a different world.  Or rather, he was a man of different worlds who could converse with a Northern Englishman as easily as a civilised Norman or an educated clergyman, but he did not understand any of these worlds deeply, even his own, that of the Northern English.  How could he command their respect? He was one of them by blood, that was certain, but he was not of them in mind and spirit.  All he had was his faith and profession of loyalty to his folk, but that was not enough for men who knew the realities of battle and wanted answers.

Before Ethelgeid could begin, Thorald, a hardened and arrogant Saxon-Celtic chieftain of dark appearance from the West Riding, decided to put the young counsel off his stride.  Looking him up and down then tilting his head slightly to either side to rouse the others, he made his disdain clear: “We are to be lectured to by a Roman?”

The others mumbled to indicate agreement with the dismissive sentiment, at which Ethelgeid quickly drew his knife and, pouncing across the table, held it to Thorald’s throat. “I am no Roman, sir.  My family’s antecedences go back to the jarls.”  Thorald gaped back at him, wide-eyed and shocked, then looked to the dark for help. Ceolwulf’s face flashed in the fire.  He was unmoved, a signal to Thorald that the matter should be laid to rest.  Ethelgeid stepped back, sheathed the knife and resumed his speech, now more confident in his bearing.

“A Great Terror of the North is planned in which our farms, fields and livestock will be burned to cinder by the Normans.  Our women and children will be cast out into the cold.  Our people will starve.  The only way to prevent the fall of our community and folk is to eliminate the centre of Norman authority.  Remove the king and the whole edifice collapses.

Blank faces looked back at him in the dark.  Realising some of his elocution was too vague for the assembled company, he made himself plain: “The man who leads the Normans must be killed, and just as vital, must be seen to be killed at our hands.  We are not assassins.  This is war.”

“The man of whom you speak?”, Thorald challenged Ethelgeid again, staring him down.

“You ask his name, my brother?”, Ethelgeid responded.

“His name was spoken only moments ago”, another chief, Oswald, spoke in a loud whisper, nodding to Ceolwulf.  Then looking round the room for support he continued to Ethelgeid: “You must say his name.”

“We must all say it.  Treason for one, treason for all”, was Ethelgeid’s rejoinder.

“This is no treason, Ethelgeid”, Olaf remonstrated sharply from the other end of the table, but Ethelgeid ignored him and continued.

“The man known as William the Great among his admirers.  Known to us as William the Bastard.”

“Aye…William the Bastard”, a smiling Ulf sang it while lifting and spilling his rank ale.

 “William.  I condemn him”, Leif enjoined, now fully awake and enthused, having caught the gist that there would be some violence involved in whatever was being schemed-up. 

“You all must condemn him!”, Ceolwulf demanded.

“Death to William!”  Death to the Bastard!”, they all shouted in unison.

Shouting above the din, his hands begging that they listen, Ethelgeid continued: “William is, as I speak, on route to York where he plans to spend Yule.  That is our chance.”

Fists banged the table, now without the accompaniment of cheers.  This was deadly and serious.

“How have you come by this information, brother?”, Thorald asked, now more conciliatory.

“Through sources within the Royal camp.  William consorts with a dark woman from a distant tribe.  She teaches him English.”

Laughter among the men.

“Settle down…”, Ceolwulf pleaded wearily.

Ethelgeid continued: “Alas, despite best endeavours, and in spite of his noble appearance, the Great Conqueror is not a man noted for his bienséance.”  This comment was greeted with more blank stares.  Ethelgeid returned to his audience.  “The important thing is that we must identify him.  William uses replacements, doubles, to trick and fool potential assassins”.

“Doubles?”, someone asked.

“Men who resemble him.  He sends them around the countryside in his place, in case he is attacked.  The point is we only have one chance to finish this as the scheme exposes us.  We must know for sure that we have our man, or we are lost.”

“Then how will we surmise?”, asked a minor chieftain from the far north, Wilfrid.

“The Norman nose.” 

“The Norman nose?  Of what is this you speak?”, asked another chieftain, Cuthbert.

“Our Great Conqueror is a classic of the specimen.  Quite distinguished.  Tall and blond with a thin hooked-shaped nose.” 

Thorald turned and joked to the others: “Brothers, I had never thought that such a fine Norman nose would ever be espied in Yorkshire.”

Raucous laughter followed that comment and at this the assembled Anglo-Saxon government of Yorkshire broke order and started to drink and sing louder than ever before, led by the towering Thorald, who magnanimously gave Ethelgeid a friendly back-slap and urged him to join in.  The thread of Ethelgeid’s speech was lost and there was nothing to do, but the point had been made.  The chiefs assented.  They were all conspirators.  Now to execute his plan.

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